let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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