school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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