THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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