nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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