he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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