My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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