I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Randomize
