I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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