My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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