You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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