she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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