Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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