Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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