what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
i believe in u and ur pee
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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