Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize