More tranny stories later!
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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