tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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