Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Ketchup is God's man juice
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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