I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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