oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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