I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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