Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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