Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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