Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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