I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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