I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
