It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
We got so high we made milksteak
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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