I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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