i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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