you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
