I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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