it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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