You smell like stripper and shame
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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