Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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