Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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