went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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