Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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