I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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