Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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