it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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