Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I forget how to act sober
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