How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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