i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Randomize
