So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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