It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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