In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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