What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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