i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I'm both gender and math confused
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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