Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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