All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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