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The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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