When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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