I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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