imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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