Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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