Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I currently don't understand fingers.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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