god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
either way he was missing a nipple.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Randomize
