Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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