Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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